What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?