What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What animal likes to party the most?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?