Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?