What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?