Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of bird can write?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?