Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
What's the most determined bird?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How does a barber get to work?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the coolest country?
What animal makes the best lunches?