What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?