Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which subject has two parts?