What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?