Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?