Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?