How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?