What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?