Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What style of music weighs the most?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are goats so funny?