What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which cats love to be petted?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?