What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?