What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?