Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?