Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?