What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
What's the politest month?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?