What's the politest month?
May.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?