Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do cows always add to their salad?