What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What do cows always add to their salad?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do magicians score well in exams?