Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What do fish do at parades?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?