What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Families are like fudge.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the mime upset?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?