Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call stolen cheese?