What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?