How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?