Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?