What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's black and white and goes around and around?