Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do goats and moms have in common?