Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?