Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do milkshakes come from?