What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?