Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?