What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?