Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?