What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What sport is always getting in trouble?