Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the tomato turn red?