Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?