I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What sport can waiters play really well?