What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?