What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
When should you start writing a book?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?