What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are cars magic?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?