What happens when grass goes out of town?
It's a field day!
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Someone stole all my lamps.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?