Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
It's too hot to bee outside.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What's E.T. short for?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?