What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What kind of bird can write?
When does a horse talk?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?