Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
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What's the most magical part of a turkey?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?