What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do horses reside?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where are average things manufactured?