Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do burgers like to dance?